No I will not do that
I try and keep my cynicism at bay, but it’s difficult when you’re familiar with the exuberant hyperbole bestowed upon the too often mundane: commercial auditions. Look, I’ve made peace with this career sidestreet, and in truth it has been quite good to me of late. So I’m used to the soaring language in describing a Whiskas cat food commercial. It’s part of my gig. But there are still those that rub you the wrong way. Take this one for today: A pirate.
SEEKING A CAUCASIAN MALE ACTORS THAT ARE GREAT CHARACTER ACTORS, THAT CAN BE THIER SPECIALTY IS PLAYING PIRATES - PLEASE SUMBIT VARIETY OF TYPES, BUT Especially , scruffy JACK SPARROW TYPES..
HERE ARE SOME OF THE LINES HE WILL BE SAYING; IN PIRATE ACCENT…
“AYE LASSIE”
“AVE YOU SEEN ME TREASURE”
PLEASE DO THE BEST THEY CAN.. (BORROW, )PIRATE COSTUMES PLEASE. HAT.. UNSHAVEN - ARRRGGGGG! BOOTS
